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The First Day as a Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed,lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus,went up on the footpath,and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀,想问个问题.司机大叫起来,车也失去了控制,几乎撞上一辆公车,还上了便道,在还差几厘米就撞上商店橱窗时终于停了下来.
The driver said,Look mate,don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of me!The passenger apologized and said,I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.The driver replied,Sorry,it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab driver.I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
司机说,伙计,别再这么干了.你把我吓破胆了!乘客抱歉地说,我没想到拍你一下就吓成这样.司机说,对不起,也不全是你的错.今天是我第一天开出租.以前25年里我一直开殡葬车.
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