英文翻译 速度

英文翻译 速度
I wont raid you until I've run out of people to raid, and if you are doing well at that point then I still wont raid you. I don't like to ruin the game for new players, but if anyone was to get your resources it better be me lol. If you have any questions about the game feel free to send me a message, I'll be glad to help.
我要的是主要是but if anyone was to get your resources it better be me lol，其他也得翻译
请不要用翻译的机器好吗，可以看得出来的
重点翻“it better be me lol”，有什么用法还是有缩略的，回答好的还加分