英语值日生报告.

hello,boys and girls .My name is ...I an ...years old.
I'm on duty today.
I hop I can make friends with you .
Now I will tell you a joke
A speeding motorist was waved down by a police patrol car.“I'm going to give you a ticket for speeding,” said the policeman,writing his note.“You've been driving over 60 miles per hour.”
“Would you mind making it 100,officer?” was the reply.“You see,I'm going to sell the car.”
That's all ,thank you .
男孩们和女孩们,我的名字叫.我今年.
今天是我的值日
我希望能和大家做朋友
现在我要给大家讲一个笑话
一名超速行驶的驾驶员被巡逻警车拦住后,警察一边做记录,一边说：“我要给你开一张超速罚单,因为你刚才的车速已经超过了60英里.”
“警官,请你把时速写为100英里好吗?你知道,我正要打算卖这辆车.”
就这些,